Does ma name goes like Fre Convenient Tiew Ying Ying and convenient is ma middle name?! Spare me this c'moooon! Why is it me who ya call when ya have no idea where to to acquire ya leggings and white dress fer occassion?! Why do ya have to make ma days just as worse when ya're striked with blues?! Why do ya gotta be so scheming with lies that easily be seen through and dun bother to fix up another lies? And why do i relent each time when ya calls coming hot on ma way? I have had enough of ya this time. Do i have to swipe ya ass clean fer ya when ya're done with da loo?! Do I gotta spoon feed ya when ya both hands doin manicure?! Im blowing ya away from ma phone list, and dun squirm back!

Aiyah.. i think im still not crude enough. How?